you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.
The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME
So my friend just got proposed to
ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS IS PERFECT
oh my sweet lord that ring is stunning
when you’ve been swimming and water is in your ear
why do guys ask what color your bra is like what you gonna jack off to the color beige
This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.
i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit
update my dad is grounded